How To Get Your Art Exhibited at the MoMA


If you think “this” artist was gonna cut of his damn ear, or overdose on heroin, just so he could have his work hanging on the walls of the Prestigious Museum of Modern Art, you obviously have know idea who i am. I am NOBODY, not a nobody, THE NOBODY. And this nobody never waits in lines. So F#%K! Exiting through the gift shop, I’m kickin’ in the back door (sans the .44), and guess who just got all up on your walls MoMA…NOBODY DID IT.


It was “like taking candy from a trust fund baby.” Next stop, the Louvre ;-) – TMNK